So in the off chance that I appear offensive/vile/mediocre please forgive me, life is a joke, but you don’t get it. I don’t get it either, it’s all setup with no punchline.

That is all, for you entertaining consideration.

Status Update Webcomic. You in? email me.

I have been toying with the idea of starting a webcomic and need your status updates. Email me if interested!

The  Idea

Sites that allow status updates are all the rage anymore – most notably Twitter; but Facebook, MySpace, and many others have it as well. People just love to tell the world what is on their mind in a short little blurb. Heck, I use the twitters. My friends on Facebook and Twitter (the only such sites I frequent anymore) post a mix of interesting links and mundane “I’m going to lunch” type posts. However, more often than not, the context for the posts is lost and I find hilarity in the updates themselves. Sometimes, my mind wanders and some sort of Family Guyesque cut away sketch plays out in my brain.

So this gave me the idea to do a web comic illustrating these goofy scenarios. I have wanted to do a web comic for a long time, but  never had an idea that fit the short attention span best suited for web comics. However, I think this status update comic idea suits that perfectly… and YOU CAN HELP!

How You Can Help

So here is what I would need to start… I need permission from you to make use of your status updates for captions of the comics. Basically, I will pick out some that inspire some sort of comical scenario and illustrate a one panel comic. I’m tentatively thinking of publishing this three times per week. I promise I won’t poke fun at you personally and will link back to your profile should you wish.

I’m also thinking of perhaps having an exhibition of the comics in the future. It will encourage me to put a little bit extra effort into the artistic side. You’ll be invited

Imagine, that goofy status update you posted about that thing over there eventually turning into a comic for people to enjoy and perhaps part of an exhibition?!?!? Why would you not want to do it!

If you are interested in helping me get started, shoot me an email with the url to your status updates and I’ll check them out. I’ll get back to you shortly with any ideas I have. I’m hoping to launch within the next few months, but will start working on an initial collection of comics starting next week, so please email soon. Thanks!

Internet should stay informal. Bosses should allow people to write crap about them in facebook/myspace/twitter/blah blah blah. With so much self-surveillance, we will all get cancer if we don’t vent/act natural/stop pretending to be a corporate robot once and a while. Everybody pretends to hate they’re boss from time to time, it’s the American way. Don’t be so sensitive Mr/Mrs Boss, and stop being a social website snoop. Stop pretending you don’t talk crap about whoever whenever and post it on your fridge. I’ve seen the pictures. There’s no black mailing me, yet.

This was the intro, that is all.

Pics below.  p.s. We did lose a painting in the process… if you have seen it, please let us know.

value $500

Expect the unexpected. Live video projections of Poseidon (The ocean/coral reef/etc) and live nude models (The Ink Girls) will be transformed into Living Mermaids in front of your eyes. This is a chance to witness the creative process of art in all its glory. Hair Styling, Makeup Artistry, Modeling, Photography & Body-Painting and of course including the featured artworks. Come be a part of the Film! (Did I mention were filming?) More Info

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• The Dongers
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• Bryan B
• Bankie Phones
• DJ Bach
• Darrin Cassey

$50 for original
$10 for prints.